Believe It "Orb" Not?
Photos of a Flying Silver Ball Spotted in Iraq!
Helllooooo, fellow citizens of the Earth!!! It’s been awhile, but when ol’ Casey caught sight of the latest UFO images leaked from the U.S. military, I had to dust off my “Evidence” box and get back in the saucer game! Check this out:
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???
I mean, any logical person would say, “That’s just a giant ball bearing flying above Iraq, Casey!” But I would say back: “Who could throw it that high?” More importantly:
“Why would they throw it that high??”
I think it’s pretty obvious this is NOT a ball bearing but instead something truly anomalous—and by “anomalous” I mean “Alien” with a capital A, chum! No doubt about it. That’s a saucer or my name isn’t Casey Finnegan O’Malley, IV!
These images were released by this Jaimie Corbell fella and a newsmen named Joe Knapp on their new podshow, Weaponized. Apparently, they somehow managed to flip a Pentagon stooge up by his ankles and shake out this picture!
It’s a zinger for sure, but I have to say, I’m not sure what the appeal of all these orb shaped UFO’s is for the aliens. For my money, I still prefer the classic dinner plate saucers from back in my day. They just had more panache, you know? They looked good flying OR landing on a White House lawn. An orb just looks too much like…I don’t know…a balloon or something?
Speaking of orbs in war zones, there’s been rumors of some hovering across enemy lines in Russia!
Russians claimed to have shot down a UFO “in the form of a ball” in the Rostov region of southern Russia. There is some dispute over what this object was, as Russians claimed it came from “Kyiv terrorists.” And I think by Kyiv they mean Planet Kyiv, if you catch my drift! You can read about it here:
However, the best bits of that article come further down the page, so read to the end! You’ll get a whole history of UFO encounters from behind the Iron Curtain, especially one of Casey’s all-time favorite alien encounters in the depths of Lake Baikal. That’s where, in 1982, Russian divers surveying the lake encountered some 9-foot-tall SCUBA aliens wearing nothing but silver suits and jelly-fish-like helmets!
Naturally, these Russian boys did what any sane person would do in freezing cold water confronted by aliens: they tried to capture one with a net! The result was the aliens expelled all seven divers to the surface of the water so fast that three of them died from the bends! You can watch that story here:
I gotta hand it to those boys for having their own “orbs of steel” trying to take one of those things home! I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same if I were in their flippers, but let’s be honest: I’d probably still be in the boat drinking scotch to stay warm!
Counterpoint Op-Ed:
YOU STAY OUT WATER, YUMAN!
by Zahgshin Gog
Zoldirim peaceful species (most of time.) We mind our own business in lake (most of time.) Yumans some dumb reason decide they like cold water all sudden and jump in our lake! That nerve!
Who they think they are? Zoldirim?
I think not. Look at silly gear they have. Yuman need heavy metal tank to breath in lake. Zoldirim invent light, transparent head bubble to breath. It so nice! We see clear and swim fast with head bubble. Yuman slow and stupid with feet flipper and giant face mask.
Why try jump in cold lake when you look so dumb?!
Back in 691846198 (1982 stupid yuman time), seven yuman idiots jump in lake while me and friends just hanging out playing “Murder, Intercourse, Life-bond” because what else do on Blogshek afternoon? (Don’t ask me translate. Saturday maybe?) All sudden, these dumb surface dwellers break perfectly good ice ceiling! What now? We have wait for it freeze again, I guess!
That just start! We look at them like “What the florb, dumb yuman? Why you here?” And they look back like, “What you here for?” And we like, “We live here, dummies!” Then get this: they do these dumb hand signal to each other like we not even there and one of them is grabbing net. They think Zoldirim a dumb fish or something? That nerve!
So they try throw net on Voldgrim, and Voldgrim like, “Come on!” After that, we had nuff and fired a flogrem beam to send them back where belong: stupid yuman barn they live in on surface, I guess!
So remember: if anyone come in lake again, you are dumb yuman. We will kick your waste-holes seven ways to Zepediris, you idiot creatures!
-Zahgshin out.
Casey O’Malley is a self-proclaimed expert on paranormal activity, high strangeness, and unidentified flying objects. He is best known for his Instagram account, @flyingsaucersareswell, which he claims was shadow banned by a secret government agency because he “knew too much.” However, we checked and found the account is still active if you’d like to see what he knew so much about. Casey enjoys pipes, Manhattans, and science fiction movies featuring giant insects.
Zahgshin Blorg was born in the year 691832342 at the bottom of a fresh water lake about 1500 kilometers from the Earth’s core. As an adult, he served in the Zoldirim military several years until about 691932995 when he decided there wasn’t much point since it seemed like the Anunnaki dogs were never going to come back to reclaim their home world. He then switched careers to a more creative position in copywriting. Zahgshin enjoys Huyogblrot, hot Ilglotoplin, and writing a parody blog in the style of a dumb yuman, Bob Bobberson.